| Watch Miss Universe 2009 Stefania Fernandez | | | | Of course, Stefania Fernandez probably isn't a high |
| Crowned | | | | class twit, however that's what the Miss Universe |
| A rather hectic night at the Atlantis hotel in the | | | | show is based on isn't it? Elegance, perfection, |
| Bahamas last night as 18 year old Stefania Fernandez | | | | gracefulness? Host and co-owner of the show, Donald |
| was crowned Miss Universe 2009. Stefania is the | | | | Trump reportedly said that it was "The most beautiful |
| second consecutive Miss Venezuela to be crowned | | | | group of women" he'd ever seen. (Clearly Donald |
| Miss Universe as last years winner was Miss | | | | Trump needs to buddy Hugh Heffner doesn't he). |
| Venezuela, Dayana Mendoza. You can watch a video | | | | At least Stefania's performance was nothing |
| of Miss Universe 2009 Stefania Fernandez being | | | | compared to the horrendous monstrousity of an act |
| crowned: | | | | performed by Heidi Montag involving her looking like a |
| Watch Miss Universe 2009 Stefania Fernandez | | | | 22 year old version of Britney Spears dancing as if |
| Crowned | | | | she was five years behind everyone else. The show |
| Unfortunately as winner of Miss Universe 2008, | | | | from Heidi was so bad that NBC broadcasting had to |
| Dayana Mendoza, handed over her crown to Stefania | | | | cut it down to only half of it's original length so that |
| Fernandez she accidentally dropped it on to the stage | | | | viewers would just about be able to endure it and |
| but picked it up with such grace and elegance as all | | | | wouldn't turn off their televisions. |
| prissy, high class twits are meant to that it didn't matter. | | | | |